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08 Aug 12 at 2 pm

thedailywhat:

Celebrity Non-Endorsement of the Day: When Joan Rivers got wind that Costco wasn’t selling her latest book, I Hate Everyone … Starting With Me, she took a bullhorn to a Burbank store location on Tuesday and accused the big-box retailer of violating her First Amendment rights:

Costco should not be like Nazi Germany! Next thing they’ll be burning the Bible.

Security guards then surrounded her, so she handcuffed herself to a customer’s cart.

Apparently, Costco has refused to carry her book because of two made-up quotes on the back cover:

“Wilt Chamberlain: ‘Even if I were alive I wouldn’t f**k her.’

“Marie Antoinette: ‘I don’t like her. Let her eat sh*t.’”

Costco let the 79-year-old Rivers go without having her arrested, but the worst insult was yet to come:

They kicked me out without giving me any free samples.

[bestweekever]

^ hahaha joan <3

(Source: thedailywhat)

thedailywhat:

Celebrity Non-Endorsement of the Day: When Joan Rivers got wind that Costco wasn’t selling her latest book, I Hate Everyone … Starting With Me, she took a bullhorn to a Burbank store location on Tuesday and accused the big-box retailer of violating her First Amendment rights:

Costco should not be like Nazi Germany! Next thing they’ll be burning the Bible.

Security guards then surrounded her, so she handcuffed herself to a customer’s cart.
Apparently, Costco has refused to carry her book because of two made-up quotes on the back cover:

“Wilt Chamberlain: ‘Even if I were alive I wouldn’t f**k her.’
“Marie Antoinette: ‘I don’t like her. Let her eat sh*t.’”

Costco let the 79-year-old Rivers go without having her arrested, but the worst insult was yet to come:

They kicked me out without giving me any free samples.

[bestweekever]

^ hahaha joan &lt;3
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  11. comicsforever said: Fuck Joan Rivers, seriously…
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  16. jay-square reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    thank god they don’t support that piece of white trash
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    i will always support a company that sells the best hot dogs for only $1.50.
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    even though I dont love her (ie slut shaming, fatphobia) but htis is amazing
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    Me, my co-worker and my boss laughed about this for a solid 10 minutes today. She also sold copies to customers...